“…When Savage was a younger lad, of only 18 summers, he would swing a bat into a car tire, hanging aloft, as a regular training exercise in order to strengthen his hands and make certain he put to use his legs during swings (12). The technique was so effective that his (then) roommate and 1971 Gulf Coast League Cardinals teammate, Larry Herndon, adopted it and used it during his own career as a baseball coach (13). This skill would help him defeat Christ. (14)”
The Book of Randy, Book 1 7:12-14
(actual artist’s rendition)
“…And on the morning of the 20th of May, 2011, Messiah Randy Savage ascended into Heaven after a sudden massive heart attack while driving with his wife near a righteous town on the Pinellas County side of the Tampa Bay area in the God-fearing, sun-drenched state of Florida.³ As the clouds parted to greet him, he saw the face of Jesus Christ, whose face was dewy with sweat from pensive labor, for the Rapture was drawing near.ʳ Norris’ wisdom would soon find it’s use.˟”
- The Book of Randy, Snp 3:4-6
